The 75 Best Wednesday Addams Quotes Ahead of Halloween
As soon as the series Wednesday premiered on Netflix in 2022, viewers couldn’t get enough of it! Fans quickly became enchanted, not just by the show’s intriguing plot lines, characters and costumes, but by Wednesday Addams’ delightfully dark humor. Her sharp one-liners and deadpan delivery made everyone who watched the drama fall in love with her, which turned each episode into a treasure trove of witty moments that kept people coming back for more. It's no wonder there are so many Wednesday Addams quotes that we all love to repeat.While Season 2 sadly won’t return until 2025, that doesn’t mean you have to say goodbye to Wednesday until then—there are plenty of ways to keep her wonderfully eerie world alive in the meantime. One of those is by revisiting some of her most notable phrases—specifically, 75 of Wednesday’s best quotes that brilliantly capture her sinister charm. Each line showcases why she reigns as the queen of all things spooky and sarcastic. From her razor-sharp comebacks to her perfectly timed quips, these memorable moments remind us just how wonderfully twisted her perspective on life can be.Take a look at the quotes below and see how many of them you recognize! Whether you’re a longtime admirer of the Addams family or just discovering Wednesday’s allure for the first time, these lines will keep her spirit alive until she makes her much-anticipated return next year alongside and remind you why she’s so iconic in the first place. You might even find yourself giggling as you read through each one and picture her saying them.Related: What Is 'Wednesday' star Jenna Ortega's Net Worth in 2024?75 Wednesday Addams Quotes
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1. “I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.”2. “I know I’m stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers. Yes, and serial killers — what’s your point?”3. “It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code.”4. “For some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me.”5. “Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can't guarantee your safety.”6. “This story is about taking a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my eighth birthday party.”Related: 160 Unique Vampire-Inspired Baby Names That Are Anything but Average
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7. “Are you mansplaining my power?”8. “Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.”9. “There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right.”10. “Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you.”11. “I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast.”12. “Not hugging is kind of our thing.”13. “Please. Flattery will get you nowhere.”14. “I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I'm a year closer to death’s cold embrace.”15. “Because trust and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our relationship.”16. “You brought a gun to a sword fight. Probably the first smart decision you’ve made today.”17. “Sometimes I act like I don’t care if people like me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it.”Related: 160 Wonderfully Wicked and Wacky Witch Names—Just in Time for Halloween!18. “I don’t believe in mandatory volunteer work, sugar-coated history, or happy endings. But most of all… I don't believe in coincidences.”19. “It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad game.”20. “I prefer to be vilified.”21. “I don’t have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.”22. “I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés.”23. “The last person who tickled me lost a finger.”24. “I enjoy funerals. I’ve been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section.”🛒🛒 SIGN UP for our Pop Shop newsletter & get the best deals, problem-solving products & cool finds right in your inbox 🛍️
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25. “If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail-gun his.”26. “You can’t wake the dead. Believe me, I've tried.”27. “I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first.”28. “I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.”29. “I know. She’s both my literary hero and nemesis. And I have two years and 364 days to beat her.”30. “It’s not solitude if you’re still here.”
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31. “I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them.”32. “I must be losing my mind. It’s not nearly as fun as I anticipated.”33. “Careful, that’s my cold shoulder.”34. “Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.”35. “What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?”36. “Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don’t do tears.”37. “I like being an island. A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks.”38. “Every day is about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song.”39. “Unrecognizable? Ridiculous? A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze?”40. “You know what they say, never bring a knife to a sword fight unless it’s concealed.”41. “When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole.”42. “I brought my pocket mace... The medieval kind.”43. “My appetite eludes me, Mother. The same way the truth eludes you.”44. “As soon as the dirt hits the coffin, I’m out.”45. “Why am I sharing this apocalypse with a pilgrim?”46. “I have a tight deadline. Emphasis on dead.”47. “Birthday, yes. Happy, never.”48. “Just some light torture. Don’t worry; I won’t leave a mark.”
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49. “Someone who crochets for a hobby isn’t a worthy adversary.”50. “I’d rather stick needles in my eyes.”51. “I don’t believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.”52. “Of course, the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type.”53. “I don’t need your help or pity. I already have a mother and a therapist, that’s enough torture, even for me.”54. “I’ve read serial killer diaries with better punctuation.”55. “Your followers are clearly imbeciles.”56. “She’s been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor… in her sleep.”57. “Ask again and you’ll be down to eight lives.”58. “People keep randomly smiling to me out there, it’s unsettling.”59. “Not one word.”60. “I actually filet the bodies of my victims then feed them to my menagerie of pets.”61. “If trouble means standing up to lies, decades of discrimination, centuries of treating outcasts like second-class citizens or worse...”62. “At least I’m not an elitist snob.”63. “Friends are a liability and can be exploited. That makes them weaknesses."64. (After watching Legally Blonde): “That was torture. Thank you.”65. “Let's assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I’m going to live or die. It’s definitely my kind of party.”66. “For the record, I don’t believe I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you.”67. “The Black Dahlia, of course. It’s named after my favorite unsolved murder.”68. “Pugsley, emotion equals weakness.”69. “I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much.”70. “Listen, people like me and you, we're different. We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence. We don’t need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.”71. “Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.”72. “The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.”73. “I’d prefer to remain sharp-edged.”74. “I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism.”75. “I accidentally walked in on two vampires fanging. I can’t unsee that.”Up Next:Related: 105 Bewitching Halloween Pick Up Lines
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